I think I get part of it but I wonder sometimes if I'm really ignorant or something. 'milkshake' = shaking your ass or dancing, right? That part, I'm pretty sure of. Let me ask you something I've been wondering for years... WTF does 'the yard' mean? At first, I thought it was some vulgar term for pubic hair but then I remembered that there is no more vulgar term for pubic hair than 'pubic hair'.
It's obvious that the song means something sexual but I imagine a poor girl making milkshakes and little boys keep coming in and stealing them. I don't get the sexual innuendo and I am far from naive. There are only a few things that a yard could mean.
The yard could be literal and milkshakes mean stalkers. They stand in your yard and watch you make milkshakes through your kitchen window. Creepy.
You tell me. What does it all mean?
Saturday, November 10, 2012
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Guess who's back!
Hey Bitches! Guess who decided to stop neglecting her blog of stupid shit... That's right! Me. Well, some updates first off and then I'll move on to the dirt that you came here for. I got married! That's right. Wedding date 11/11/11.
Going off on a quick tangent about my wedding date, I noticed that there is a movie called '11/11/11' and I totally have it ready to watch on my Netflix.
Check the shit out right here: The movie that stole my thunder It was rated 4/10 so they just damned my wedding date to be forever linked with a 4-out-of-10 rated movie.
Let's move on to more interesting things, shall we? I'm back in college. This time, majoring in Biology. I'm still considering proctology, just to say that I deal with assholes all day but I don't think future-me would think it's as funny as right-now-me does. Let's talk about my classes! Why? Because this is my blog and you read it because you love me! Plus, I'm a woman so I really like to talk about myself!
Astronomy 1040: Can I just say that this is my third attempt at this class? I totally think that space is fascinating and all that shit but Astronomy teachers suck. I finally got a good one this semester but I still admit that Astronomy isn't really so much my thing. Why did I take the class then? Well, Astronomy is the husbands thing. Mike likes to live life with his head in the stars. (I'll not admit that I think his love for astronomy is somehow linked to his obsession with Star Wars).
Biology 1610: Yeah, 1610. What does that mean? That means get a fucking 66% on your first test. I think this will be the class that blows my great college GPA. Why am I taking it? I LOVE biology! I guess I just need to study a little harder. I have learned a lot so far though! Maybe I should have taken Biology 1010 first but who cares? I'm going to rock this class anyway.
Biology 1615: It's a Biology Lab that goes along with Bio 1610. It's pretty much all working in groups (gag me with a spoon). Let me get it out in the open that I hate working with people. Even more than that, I hate working with college students. Why? Because all college students are like 'fake it until you make it man!'. Admittedly, I can be that way too but it only effects my grades when I do things my way. Also, considering that most of the people in both of my Bio classes are Bio majors, I don't like people showing me up.
Math 1050: This is the homework whore class. Do I need to say anything else about math? Other than, for some reason, somebody decided that 1050 should be 'college algebra' and it doesn't make sense to me.
I guess I got all the talking done that I felt like doing. have a good day guys! And don't hesitate to let me know any subjects that you think I should blog about!
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