As I was speeding down the freeway at 80 miles per hour (I drive a 'luxury SUV' so that's an accomplishment) I started wondering if the term "lead foot" really means anything. This is what I came up with.
The bigger your feet are, the faster you drive. This would explain why teenage boys and clowns are bad drivers. It would also explain why Asians (who are usually petite with small feet) drive 5 miles per hour on the freeway.
The moral of the story: If you have big feet, watch your speed on the roads. If you have small feet, pay attention to the roads...
Hmmm, how about an Asian clown???
ReplyDeleteNot only would an Asian Clown be a freak of nature but small people in small cars don't make sense.
ReplyDeleteThat would be like a skinny person driving a Geo Metro. It just doesn't happen. BUT if it did, God help us all.