I have a gambling addiction

I started 2011 in Wendover at the Craps table with a pair of dice in my hand.

I realized some time ago that it would never be a good idea for me to live in a state where it was legal to gamble.  If I ever worked at a casino, the money would be gone as soon as I cashed my check.  If the cashiers at the casino cashed checks, all the better.

I've learned that there are ways to deal with a gambling addiction and still be able to do it recreationally and for fun.  For instance, I only take the money that I intend on taking with me and I leave anything else of value at home, including but not limited to the title to my vehicle if I drive, debit cards, credit cards, checks, jewelry that may be worth something and anything else that I can think of that has enough value for me to make money to gamble with.  

While we were in Wendover, we hit up one of the buffets.  What did they have on the buffet you ask?  A roasted whole pig...

What did I think about that?  Well, I don't eat meat but let me just say that I think we should take all of the loud children in the grocery store, all of the kids that throw rocks at windows and all of the children that have horrible parents that can't teach them to respect others and serve them up just the same as the pig.

How do you keep a baby from drowning?

You take your foot off their head.

No really, I love children... with barbaque sauce.  There are exceptions and good parents definitely make children a lot more likable.

This baby...

  Well, I would love it to bits!


The moral of the story:
1.  Know you have a gambling problem when you do and don't bring anything you can make money off of to spend.
and
2.  If you would prefer your children do not get eaten, be a proper parent so us childless people don't have to suffer for your stupidity.