"The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".
"Adolf Hitler in disguise..."
"A child molester who loves fat kids to sit in his lap so he can get an erection and than he rapes them."
"Popular target of jokes which were never even remotely funny."
"Jesus Christ to Fat People and Kids"
After reading these definitions, I understood what I was dealing with... The Ronald McDonald of the carnival world! I never understood until now how much danger I was in! His only disguise was an accent and I fell for it! Now that... let's call him "Ronald" is out of my life, I can sleep well at night and not worry about anybody trying to shove a hamburger down my throat.
The moral of the story: An evil carnivalized Ronald McDonald isn't good for anybody.
The moral of the story: An evil carnivalized Ronald McDonald isn't good for anybody.
Hahaha that last one "the jesus christ for fat people" is so mine!!!!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of you when I put that one in there. ;) I knew you would like it.
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