Let me introduce myself...

Let's start off here...  I'm 24.  That seems really old to me and every time somebody asks me how old I am, I still answer 23...  sometimes less...  

I was born on November 27th on Thanksgiving.  I'm a Sagittarius and I always will be.  Nobody has new zodiac signs.  The new dates are only for people born after 2009!

I grew up in Utah my whole life.  I've lived a couple of other places but my life was very stable until I got old enough to make my own decisions...

I have insomnia.  Sometimes I don't sleep for days because I can't.  I don't mind.  It makes me cranky and, on those days, I usually run into assholes more than anything anyway.

I like Taco Time but I think the company requires their employees to be idiots.  The food makes me fart a lot too.  

I'm going to school for Medical Assisting and plan on using that certification to pay my way through medical school.  I'd like to be an Emergency Room Physician, a Urologist or a Proctologist.  Let me tell you why.


Being an Emergency Room Physician would cater to my nurturing side (the small part of that side that wants people to live) and I don't think it would ever get boring.  I don't have a weak stomach unless it's when it comes to dog shit.  Dog shit makes me gag.


I've been thinking about a Urologist because I know that men neglect their health and I don't mind making them pay for it.  You have a rare woman that goes to a Urologist for urethra problems but that's not a big deal.  I think it would be fitting for me to shove something up somebody's urethra while telling them "You wouldn't have to be going through this if you hadn't neglected your health."  

I've thought about Proctology (for those of you who don't know what that is, it's a butt specialist) because I think it would be great to tell people that I deal with assholes all day everyday.  

This is what I would be doing as a Proctologist:






I think that's the long short of it.  So, the moral of this story is that you should always ask why your Urologist or Gynecologist decided to do what they do.  It just might be to punish you.